nyancrimew asked:

tell the little freak i said mew meow mrrp mew

pissvortex:

pissvortex:

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he said “Hello” in a completely clear human voice

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“I’m a real boy!” - Jimmy Hoffa

blagueofchaos:

quitetheketch-moved:

Audio transcript : Hamster balls are like so dangerous for small animals. You know why? Because like, they can’t extend their back properly, so their back is like thi– (cuts off abruptly as the creature in the hamster ball is revealed to be a crab; pauses. The following is said with an affectionate tone like one uses when speaking of a cute animal:) Well, he can’t break his spine ‘cause he don’t have a spine.

beemovieerotica:

thetalee:

“Check out these blogs” and one of them is “beemovieerotica”

I-

No. No, I don’t think I will, thanks.

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fang-not-fnick:

johngreenhateblog:

penelopesnatcher:

weightedcube:

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this honestly just came out of left fucking field i would have never expected to hear anything like this in this show. consider me Pleasantly Surprised tbh

This was the autism episode

people seem to forget that house was a multiply disabled man, so it should be a given that he’d be against eugenics and eugenicist doctors

pokeprint:

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“Its fluffy fur is similar in composition to plants. This Pokémon frequently washes its face to keep it from drying out.”

Artist

Anonymous asked:

soxy i'm sorry but what the fuck does "crab rangoon is a food thats an animal" supposed to mean

evilscientist3:

feralratbitesu:

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i bet u feel so stupid rn. theyre grazing

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Anonymous asked:

are you a fed?

txttletale:

italian grandmother asking you this before making you a delicious meal

sonicheritageposts:

jakemorph:

jakemorph:

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hell yea

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sonic heritage post

auckie:

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I know I already have a post about this exact gif but the way he looks back at the viewer has just enamoured me I constantly think back to it when my mind goes quiet; it’s like he was caught unsuspecting while bathing nude in a life giving spring, and rather than flee he decides to play with you, In one quick little glance he instructs you to give chase through the babbling pool through the gentle curtain of falling water into a luminescent cove full of treasures untold.

baradragon:

baradragon:

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this picture is so funny to me like the faggot radiating off this image is so warm i could heat my home… he literally went to home depot and bought the finest grade finnish wood 1x12 that cost at least $15 and then put it in a tiny plastic bag…. camp

the tight $3 fruit of the loom shirt tucked into those straight leg denim jeans, he may as well be in drag

tel-aviva:

mf-dude:

hes trying to explode you with his mind

erikaschnellert:

I drew this a while ago for my husband when he was feeling down. If you’ve been having a hard time, I hope it gets better soon. You’re not alone. Sending pidgey hugs